DRACO'S GIRL

I bet you guys think I'm cute and nice, huh? Well now's the time for disappointment, then! I'm actually a haughty Pureblood Slytherin with zero tolerance for foolish Mudbloods. Oh, and Draco Malfoy is my boyfriend.

The Mirror of Erised - guess what it showed me?

Care for more? Read on, little Hufflepuff.

Actually, I once took a really complex test to find out what House I would've been sorted into. I got 75% Slytherin, 15% Gryffindor and insignificant amounts of the other two. Which is actually very...odd, if you ask me. I was positive I'd be classified as a Ravenclaw or something (but then, I'm so lazy when it comes to my studies - even now I should be memorizing icky 19th century poems and solving equations). Ha. Being a Slytherdor feels so badass. To be honest, though, I was elated to see such results - I've been crushing on Draco (and Tom Felton, too) since I was nine. I guess I have a thing for blond bad guys.

Sometimes, my obsession with HP appalls me. I spent two years roleplaying on a very advanced text-based RPG site both to develop my writing skills and have a say in the characters' future. I was Hermione two Halloweens in a row (should've been Pansy, but whatever). Actually, I think Pansy Parkinson didn't get the credit she deserved. I know J.K. Rowling based her off all the girls who had bullied her when she was a kid so naturally she didn't like her character much, but Pansy could've had such...depth. She was at Draco's side for ages until that Astoria Greengrass bitch married him. But then, yeah, she was kind of stupid. Draco deserved better.

I turned him to wood. You're next.

The wand I'm holding in this shoot is extremely old - the engraving on it says 2001 but I know I got it a little later. The tip is slightly scuffed but otherwise it looks practically new. I found it cleaning up and it was actually the inspiration for this entire look. The only thing I'll tell you, though, was that the posing was really awkward - it took me a while to pose naturally with it. A wand's one of the most awkward accessories ever.

I'm too cool to fall off my broom because of some rogue Bludger. I can hold on. Really, I ca-

I hate to disappoint you, but this broom wasn't specifically bought because of my love for HP. I snuck around my cottage for a while before I found it. It's a tad short to be an actually magical broom, as you can see from the above picture, but I used my magical Photoshop skills to crop the picture actually involved in the look. Heh. So clever. 

Sooo I hope you guys enjoyed this.

Oh. And you know what? The Dark Lord has risen.

XOXO,

Alice